VIP

Hey Unicorns x,

Hey Uni, why a vip post?

Well, if you didn't already know, I --today probably-- lost VIP so yeah.. I'm a NONVIP now, brag to me, I don't care.

'Omg you are so crying right now.'
'No I am not.'
'Yes you are, you so do care you big ass baby.'

Umm.. no. I don't really care, VIP is like one of those memberships.
 'Wow, one of those memberships?' Yes one of those memberships. For the first day it's exciting and.. I'll explain.

Day 1:
OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG
Day 2:
HELL YEAH BITCHES
Day 3:
OMGOMGOMG I am so fit on msp
Day 4:
I'm so cool
Day 5:
CH, some nonvip added me, shes so ugly I'm going to be completely prejudice and decline her.
Day 6:
Wow, I just went on one of my non-vip accounts, NON VIP SUCKS BALLS!
Day 7:
Awesome!
Week 2:
I'm so rich.
Week 3:
Omg I'm all about two spins on each wheel a day, so rich.
Week 4:
Uhh.. yeah whatever. No money.
Month 2:
THIS GAME SUCKS BALLS
Month 3:
Wow, thank god thats over.

Yeah, I know you're like that, don't hide it.

So anyway, now I have like 89 pageviews, keep them going up please.

POTP:
cba

Love u <3